All you need to know about computers......?

Read it twice.

Computers are almost human. Once even had a screw loose.

A giant computer was installed in London by the army. An office asked it, 'How far is it from A to B?'

The computer replied, 'Six thousand.'

The officer then fed in the question, 'Six thousand what?'

The computer replied, 'Six thousand, sir!'

The electronic computer saves man a lot of guesswork- but so does a bikini.

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All you need to know about computers......?symatec

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All you need to know about computers......?vista

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How to connect two computers with two modems?

hello, i have two computers and two modems for each computer, in each computer i have diffrent internet account, how can i connect my two computers to send files without any cabel? is it possible? if yes, how?

How to connect two computers with two modems?systemworks

you can try using a router to connect, and you will have to enable file sharing.

How to connect two computers with two modems?windows

forget modems...its not possible in this existing world form the present situations....

if u have bluetooth dongle with u...connect ur pcs with each other and start sharing...!!!

else if both pc have a lan card slot thn go n buy a cross cable cat 5 its cheap really cheap...!! thn buzz me whn u gt all this...!!

caz it also involves standard procedures
yes you can. if

you have a LAN telephone, or

any kind of remote software.

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You can either dial from one computer to another directly using HyperTerminal or BitCom. If your ISP provides you with a toll free number and unlimited bandwidth, you're better off connecting to the internet from both computers and using something else to transfer files (perhaps by setting up an FTP server using FileZilla)

Remote desktop for 3 computers in a small business?

We are moving our small business. At the moment we have a server (computer) and our 2 other computers hook into this using 'remote desktop'.

What is the best (and easiest) way to connect 3 computers to this one server? we will ahve one computer downstairs and the other 2 (and the server) upstairs? Will we just use remote desktop? it seems to work fine.

Remote desktop for 3 computers in a small business?triumph

As long as all the computers in your work group connect to the same router you should be fine.

That way the computers and server will be able to communicate to each other through the router and send the 'remote desktop' commands.

Your new office should be wired in such a way that all of the computers and your router can connect to each other using the networking ports on the wall.

If not, I would contact the person who manages your lease.

Remote desktop for 3 computers in a small business?worms

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Computers geeks ...help needed please?

I have a windows xp desktop computer (#1) connected to the internet via comcast high speed. I just bought a cheap dell desktop (#2) -- a windows xp pentium 4, but it doesnot have a CD rom drive. Id like to connect both computers together to share files -- that is, I want to download files from comp #1 to comp #2. What might be the eassiest way to do this?

Computers geeks ...help needed please?trojan

Its either buy a router or make an Crossover cable.

crossover cable is much cheaper rather than buying a router or Hub/Switch.

In making a Crossover cable you need a Cat5, Cripting tool and rj45.

here's the link.

Computers geeks ...help needed please?abtuvurys 2005

Buy a router.
Connect a network cable to the back of each computer connecting them together and changing the settings to enable the computers to talk to each other etc and share information,,,, or buy yourself a Flash USB stick and transfer all the data using that.
Either buy a router.. around 70-80 dollars, or get a flash drive. It will take a while with a flash drive, but it may be cheaper.
you could buy a flash drive which is like putting everything on a cd or floppy disk but better or you could send it through the internet
Do both computers have network cards if so a roll of network cable or a wireless network router is the two ways to do this if not you have to get some network cards installed
Try Akeni Lan Messenger

Setting up computers for public use???

Hi, i am going to set up around 5 computers for use in our backpackers hostel. Just wondering the best operating system to use, and the best way to set these 5 computers up. They just need to be simple and i am custom building all 5 computers.

I can be emailed at brodie.91@gmail.com

Thanks

Setting up computers for public use???vincent

Hey go to Google or yahoo and search for windows steadystate thats a good software to use on the computers. It keeps people from destroying it and its free.

Setting up computers for public use???adware remover

One of the most important things is that you don't give the users admin, root or superuser rights as this enables them to realy screw the system up.

I would also recommend making an image of the drives and re-installing the image everyday, so that you put things back to normal.

For Internet Cafe style use, I would recommend using thin clients, these tend to be a lot more robust and more secure.

Backing up (syncing) multiple computers help?

I have three computers:

1) Home PC with external hard drive

2) Work PC with external hard drive

3) Macbook laptop

I work with projects at home and at the office and on my laptop. I want to be able to synchronize files across all computers. When I work at home, I want that hard drive to have my project files. Then I want to be able to sync that with my laptop then take it to work, then sync that to my office computer hard drive so that the office hard drive has access to these files.

Then vice versa - go home after working on files, keep these files on the work computer, then syncing with laptop, then bringing it home, then syncing with my home pc.

What's the best way to do this?

Backing up (syncing) multiple computers help?virus protection software

the best way you can use is software to back up in your external hardrive. Now they are several softwares out there.

I have used a lot of softwares but not have found everyone to be as good as our needs. Let me list them for you. 1 means the best and as the number goes higher means okay.

1. Acronis Ture Image

2. Norton Ghost 14.0

3. Power Backup

4. Turbo Backup

5. Backup PC

Now you would porbally be thinking who will spent money on this softwares. Let me tell you that you don't need to you can download these from the internet for free by the help of the torrents with thier key generators or crack or with pataches.

www.mininova.org you can search it there and you need to download utorrent just google it. download and install utorrent and then search on mininova. once you done that open the torrent in uttorent it will download for you. follow the instructions you will have you free copy of the software and install it.

Computer game for old microsoft computers?

There was a game that came with the microsoft computers and it had to deal with a mouse that you guided to grab all the peices of cheese and you pushed blocks out of the way and in front of cats that tried to eat you. If you block the cats in a box you could kill them by pushing the block all the way and you would kill them and get points. But what is the name of that game called cause I really want to play it. And does anyone know where you can find that game or might know where to look for it?

Computer game for old microsoft computers?virus removal

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