Kosher computers?

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I don't know if you know this, but you can now purchase Kosher computers! They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM.

The price is so low, even with the shipping from Israel!

However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you

should know that there are some important changes from the typical

non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:

1) The "Start" button has been replaced with the "Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!" button.

2) You hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.

3) The cursor moves from right to left.

4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts, "Is this the best you can do?"

5) When you look at erotic images, your computer says, "If your mother knew you did this, she would die."

6) It comes with a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz thatadvertises it gets rid of all the "schmutz und drek."

7) When running "Scan Disk" it prompts you with a "You want I shouldfix this?" message.

Kosher computers?liveupdate

A Rabi on my desk, this to I do not need. I would like a spamless computer though, maybe I should talk to the Rabi and see if there is a blessing.

Kosher computers?nortin

Oy! Where can I order mine?
cute...I liked it.
ok fine i'm takin back my order 4 a Kosher komputer rite now

bye

thnx 4 the warnin
rofl.. quite long.. read it till the end.. ya its quite funny

hahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for sharing
hahaha SPAM. the rest is kind of lame...